I Want to be Martha Stewart

I don't actually want to be Martha Stewart, but I do want to have what I imagine her house to be. I imagine that it's just like her show. She finishes craft projects without ever making a mess. She has every wonderful kitchen gadget you can imagine. Her kitchen is fully stocked with luscious ingredients. Her house is never messy and there is no dog hair on any of the furniture. Everything comes tied with a crisp beautiful bow. There is no clutter. Her garden is pregnant with wonderful vegetables and flowers. The branches of her orchard are heavy with fruits. The gifts she gives to friends are amazing and always thoughtful...Now is that too much to ask?